Once more unto the breach:
Written on 24 April 2014.
Hurrah hurrah Prince Harry ‘s going to wah ;
To win back home a medal from his pa
Our feudal relic ‘s off to kill
Those Afghan chappies – such a thrill.
And will he wear his Nazi gear?
Oh will he ever – never fear.
What a hero, in a chopper
Happy as a sales day shopper
Picking victims just like sweaters,
He will teach them we ‘re their betters.
Tickety boo and don’t cha know
Burning babies give quite a glow
When hellfire missiles strike their home
For they ‘ve not got an Iron Dome!
Infanticide and Genocide
What fun that Hell is on our side.
Hurrah hurrah Prince Harry ‘s going to wah
To bring back home more booty for papa.